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Bearic
Fear the banana! That or get me icecream. =]



I like the twists with the objects they find. 'Curiosity killed the cat, but don't pet the kitty, 'cause he may do the same to you.'

Good read so far.

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"Rectitude carried to excess harden into stiffness; benevolence indulged beyond measure sinks into weakness."

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Krss
admin



:smile: Thank you. I'm glad you like!

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Krss
admin



My goodness, I'm writing a very perverted snake. :eek:

:snake:

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Marion
forebrain



Yes you are!

And, curiouser and curiouser.

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Krss
admin



:biggrin:  

It's all Santi and r and Almirena's fault.

:snake: :snake: :snake:
:snake: :snake: :snake:

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Almirena
Brain-Tingler



I can see the headlines now:

Doctor forced to marry snake

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Half-light, purblind streams where moonlight washes over trees / Lustred with a glow, as if from pearls upon the throat
Where the night's kiss lights upon her; rose's rhapsodies, / Warm as oils, imbue this bliss-fed hour with trembling note
"Where-? And who-?" Her breath's unspoken soul is light's perdue
That, hidden, seeks the unseen with a sigh… "Ah, L'inconnu!"

Total Posts: 1033 | Joined Sep. 2006 | Posted on: 5:49 am on Oct. 11, 2006 | Link to this post
Krss
admin



You crack me up so much.

Poor snake! Santi abused its feelings. :laugh:

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Krss
admin



"We have given him the snake, and as far as we know they are still together," declares the webmaster of the board.


:lol:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4748292.stm

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Almirena
Brain-Tingler



OYEZ! OYEZ! Snake tells all in Slithery Sex Slave Love Tryst Disappointment!

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Half-light, purblind streams where moonlight washes over trees / Lustred with a glow, as if from pearls upon the throat
Where the night's kiss lights upon her; rose's rhapsodies, / Warm as oils, imbue this bliss-fed hour with trembling note
"Where-? And who-?" Her breath's unspoken soul is light's perdue
That, hidden, seeks the unseen with a sigh… "Ah, L'inconnu!"

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Krss
admin



*laughs with tears*

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Santi
Phantom moderator



:laughs his head off:

I would not have dared to imagine that you would have actually insert a soft-erotic snake scene! :lol:
Almirena, are you trying to elaborate alternative endings to the situation:tongue: ?

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"Ich werde sie sehen!" ruf' ich morgens aus, wenn ich mich ermuntere und mit aller Heiterkeit der schönen Sonne entgegenblicke; "ich werde sie sehen!" und da habe ich für den ganzen Tag keinen Wunsch weiter. Alles, alles verschlingt sich in dieser Aussicht. [Goethe]

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Krss
admin



You underestimated the depths of my perversity.:tongue:

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Santi
Phantom moderator



Where will it bring the story! :lol:

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"Ich werde sie sehen!" ruf' ich morgens aus, wenn ich mich ermuntere und mit aller Heiterkeit der schönen Sonne entgegenblicke; "ich werde sie sehen!" und da habe ich für den ganzen Tag keinen Wunsch weiter. Alles, alles verschlingt sich in dieser Aussicht. [Goethe]

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Krss
admin



Probably to NC-30 or something.:tongue:

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Almirena
Brain-Tingler



I just enjoyed throwing a snippet into the snake-works...

... and here's another of what MIGHT have happened.

TLF - Unauthorised and fake version


The maid tottered uncomfortably on her high heels as she lackadaisically dusted a light fitting. High heels were not the thing for effective dusting, but they were what she'd been told to wear... so she wore them. Besides, they made her ankles look French.

Very French.

Thinking about things French... She suddenly had the urge to sink her teeth into a venison vol-au-vent made with a white sauce, and she frowned to herself, duster in one hand and her other hand tapping her teeth. Hmm. She had these cravings sometimes. And it was no use trying to think of something else, or try to satisfy the craving by eating, for example, some peanuts. No, nothing would do but the object of desire itself - that superb, formidable venison vol-au-vent which she wanted.

Well, there was nothing for it. The dust would have to wait. The maid snorted to herself, carelessly flung the feather duster away from her (it caught on the top chandelier above, and hung there like a strange and grotesque spider-like fringe of blackness), and swivelled down the hall towards the freezer.

As she neared the freezer door, she stopped, checking all around her to be sure no one would see her dereliction of dusting duties. It was no one's business, of course, whether she made herself some venison vol-au-vents or not, but a life in service had taught her that it was best to avoid being caught out even if you had a very good explanation ready.

She withdrew the heavy ring of keys from her frilled pocket, and clutched the keys tightly in order to avoid their jingling. Carefully she checked the keyring for the right key, and could not find it. Where is it? Where is it? Has someone been messing with my keys? she thought, annoyed. A moment later, a mottled red flush covered her face and throat.

The freezer HAD no keyhole. It was a freezer, for goodness' sake!

The maid pulled an exasperated face at her own stupidity, and reached out to the door handle. The steel handle's lock had been pressed down, and she depressed it as quietly as possible. As she swung open the door, she heard a sound like someone in torment within the freezer.

She froze.

There was a rough gasp, and the maid opened the door more widely. She couldn't see anything - it was too dark - but the gasping continued. She said uncertainly, "Hello?"

The gasps stopped. "Um, just a minute," said a voice from the interior. "Give me a minute."

"But is something wrong? I could hear-"

"GIVE ME A MINUTE!"

"Well, you don't have to shout!" retorted the maid, offended. She stood there, tapping her high-heeled foot, and distinctly - yes, distinctly - she could hear pants and low moans.

"There IS something wrong!" she said loudly.

There was a long moaning sound that rose up the scale like a demented mouth organ, and then the voice inside shouted something like "Tutu! Tutu!". The next instant, a crazed-looking snake wearing a lopsided bow tie shot out of the freezer, causing the maid to scream in high-pitched hysteria. She backed away, stumbled over her heels, and fled - in the opposite direction from the snake.

Some moments later, after a few rustling sounds, a figure whose head was disguised by a hessian sack emerged from the freezer. It hesitated, looked around, and vanished from sight.

The maid, huddled in the kitchen pantry, had quite forgotten about her craving for vol-au-vents, and was consoling herself for her terror by stuffing sour pickles into her mouth, one after the other.

"It spoke," she whispered to herself. "The snake spoke. It was trying, I think, to become a man. It groaned with the effort. It sighed. It shouted. Then in defeat, it fled from the freezer... Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. We have a nearly-were-snake in the house... I should have become a typist."

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Half-light, purblind streams where moonlight washes over trees / Lustred with a glow, as if from pearls upon the throat
Where the night's kiss lights upon her; rose's rhapsodies, / Warm as oils, imbue this bliss-fed hour with trembling note
"Where-? And who-?" Her breath's unspoken soul is light's perdue
That, hidden, seeks the unseen with a sigh… "Ah, L'inconnu!"

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Tsolaelia
White Matter



:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ! I like your alternative versions, Almirena.. they're less creepy than the main story. >_>

Krss, this is really excellent. I'm almost starting to believe this house is alive. :eek: The part with r in the cellar actually made me shudder, and the meat in the freezer was.. well, disgusting. And I love the paintings in the attic.:tongue:

Oh, and there's an interesting typo on the basement map - I think that should be laboratory (or is it lavatory?:tongue: ).

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Krss
admin



I LOVED this alternative version. The other one too. :lol: Haha, poor Santi, we'll never let him live this down.

Krss, this is really excellent. I'm almost starting to believe this house is alive. :eek:

I'm glad for that! :smile: Thank you very much.

The part with r in the cellar actually made me shudder, and the meat in the freezer was.. well, disgusting. And I love the paintings in the attic.:tongue:

I know, the things I put them through. And thought you might.:tongue:

Oh, and there's an interesting typo on the basement map - I think that should be laboratory (or is it lavatory?:tongue: ).

I noticed it, but I decided I like it the way it is. :smile: It sounds interesting.

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r
flatliner



omg, krss!! poor r!!

the freezer scenes were good! :)))) how the poor little snake sought some warmth in the cold cold environment.. or did it? >_>

Total Posts: 491 | Joined Aug. 2006 | Posted on: 5:01 pm on Oct. 11, 2006 | Link to this post
Krss
admin



omg, krss!! poor r!!

I know, I know!!

the freezer scenes were good!

Thank you. =P

how the poor little snake sought some warmth in the cold cold environment.. or did it? >_>

It did.. cute little snakey. :smile:

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Gijs
Krss fodder



Later on we will learn that the snake was actually my hand.

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:gkrules:

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