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ladidada
hindbrain



Quote: from r on 7:24 pm on Dec. 30, 2008
Quote: from ladidada on 4:45 pm on Dec. 30, 2008
Part of my field studies in Mexico was evaluating organic farms there and there are no restrooms, they just "relieve their bowels" right there in the field and on the food


what a spiffy idea! they must have the most natural and organic crops down there in Mexico then! :smile:))


Sustainable agriculture teehee ^_^

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Total Posts: 130 | Joined Nov. 2008 | Posted on: 8:20 pm on Dec. 30, 2008 | Link to this post
Thaumaturge
Recurring Arch-Villain



(I'm afraid that I feel that I have little offhand to add on the topics of organic foods or vegetarianism, so I will leave them for now. ^^; )

Originally posted by AndreaDraco83
I just checked the forum netiquette, and look what I found:

"Sacrifices must be held on January the 1st. Thou shan't sacrifice the users with more than a hundred posts"

:angel:


Aah, but as a villain it rests on me to in fact reject nettiquette as suits me - it's all in the Villain Code, you know. ;P

However, now that you mention it, performing the sacrifice at the stroke of the New Year might actually be a good idea - liminals are powerful moments, after all, and a New Year is not bad as such things go, I think...

Originally posted by Krss
Thaumaturge, you can't have it both ways!

...

According to the rules, if I'm a vegetable you can't sacrifice me.:tongue:


But...  But...

Narg! >_<

Hoisted by my own petard!  And I'm pretty sure that I don't even own a petard... T-T

Originally posted by Krss
How about instead of sacrificing a cabrit (avec ou sans cor) we do what GK did and just destroy the avatar? :asthanos:


Originally posted by AndreaDraco83
Thaumaturge: bring forth your Avatar!


You shall never defeat me, now that I have my avatar!  NEVER!  

*strikes a triumphant pose on a convenient hillock, arms raised and head thrown back, his figure silhouetted black against the sudden lightnings that flash and crack behind him* MWAHAHAHA!!

(The Villain Code requires such defiance, I'm afraid. ;P)

Originally posted by Simo Sakari Aaltonen
*looks forward to the sacrifice*

*looks at own post count*

*no longer looks forward to the sacrifice*


I have only one thing to say at this point in response:

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! >: )

Originally posted by ladidada
Sacrificing - I'm sure once Thaumaturge finishes the sacrifice, he'll get onto working with David Stiles on recovering your life via gray matter experiments.:biggrin:


Oh no, I plan on resurrecting your corporeal remains as part of my undead army- uh, wait, I wasn't supposed to admit that, was I?

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Total Posts: 82 | Joined Dec. 2008 | Posted on: 9:42 pm on Dec. 30, 2008 | Link to this post
r
flatliner




Total Posts: 491 | Joined Aug. 2006 | Posted on: 10:05 pm on Dec. 30, 2008 | Link to this post
Simo Sakari Aaltonen
midbrain



This is turning out more Van Helsing than The Matrix! But promise me one thing. If you resurrect me, make my skull opaque rather than transparent with a green glow.

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Total Posts: 359 | Joined Sep. 2008 | Posted on: 10:43 pm on Dec. 30, 2008 | Link to this post
Thaumaturge
Recurring Arch-Villain



*chuckles at r's video clip* ^_^

Originally posted by Simo Sakari Aaltonen
]This is turning out more Van Helsing than The Matrix! But promise me one thing. If you resurrect me, make my skull opaque rather than transparent with a green glow.


Oh, don't worry, I tend to prefer sorcery to pseudoscience, and the former seems to seldom result in transparent skulls.

It's not impossible, just unlilkely.:tongue:

(Edited by Thaumaturge at 1:47 am on Dec. 31, 2008)

(Edited by Thaumaturge at 1:48 am on Dec. 31, 2008)

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... World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams: ...

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Krss
admin



:lol: Elvira rulez.

January 1st will be interesting. o_O

Total Posts: 2307 | Joined Aug. 2006 | Posted on: 11:50 pm on Dec. 30, 2008 | Link to this post
Thaumaturge
Recurring Arch-Villain



*smiles and starts checking the enchantments on a sacrificial dagger* ;P

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Total Posts: 82 | Joined Dec. 2008 | Posted on: 11:56 pm on Dec. 30, 2008 | Link to this post
r
flatliner



Quote: from Krss on 11:50 pm on Dec. 30, 2008
:lol: Elvira rulez.


"I know how tempting a good piece of meat can be.."  LOL!!!

it's only 30 seconds, but it never fails to crack me up.. :))))

"You don't have to hit me." haahahaa!

Total Posts: 491 | Joined Aug. 2006 | Posted on: 12:10 am on Dec. 31, 2008 | Link to this post
Simo Sakari Aaltonen
midbrain



Hahaa! Your plans will come to naught, for all I am and have ever been is this hand, the rest of me mere illusion!

Besides, do not the hallowed forum rules clearly state that "Thou shalt prefer those of lesser post count over those of greater"?

*imaginary eyes turn to Thaumaturge's post count*

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Total Posts: 359 | Joined Sep. 2008 | Posted on: 10:33 am on Dec. 31, 2008 | Link to this post
AndreaDraco83
midbrain



Quote: from Simo Sakari Aaltonen on 10:33 am on Dec. 31, 2008

Besides, do not the hallowed forum rules clearly state that "Thou shalt prefer those of lesser post count over those of greater"?


*crackling of old, dusty pages turning*

Alas! Yes, the Great Book of the Rule, as written centuries ago by the Blind Monk, states that, Simo... Thou were right indeed!

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Talk to the coffee? Even Gabriel isn't that addicted.

Total Posts: 263 | Joined July 2008 | Posted on: 10:48 am on Dec. 31, 2008 | Link to this post
ladidada
hindbrain



there are exceptions to every rule, especially in dusty leather bounded books written in dead languages. He'll find a way around this but have we been reduced to cowards? Can no one stand up to him? Remember Gabriel and the voodoo queen and the werewolf and the vampires? Did he coward? Thaumaturge must have one weakness and I believe I know it.

I believe Thaumaturge one weakness is his over-confidence. Time and time again, every villain pretty much ever has been taken down because of this one factor! We just need a plan.

(and in case that doesn't work, ponders grabbing some one from behind and cowering behind him/her at the stroke of midnight...)


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Total Posts: 130 | Joined Nov. 2008 | Posted on: 1:45 pm on Dec. 31, 2008 | Link to this post
AndreaDraco83
midbrain



I believe I found an ancient prophecy, whilst I was sifting through the old library of the Blind Monk. Here it is:

Garlic and sapphires in the mud
Clot the bedded axle-tree.
The thrilling wire in the blood
Sings below inveterate scars
Appeasing long forgotten wars.


Now we only have to found someone capable of reveal the secluded mystery of these rhymes and we'll have a solution!

(Edited by AndreaDraco83 at 1:55 pm on Dec. 31, 2008)

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Simo Sakari Aaltonen
midbrain



Phew! Thanks, Andrea!

:lol: Sacrificial musical chairs. *grabby-hands himself a chair*

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Total Posts: 359 | Joined Sep. 2008 | Posted on: 1:55 pm on Dec. 31, 2008 | Link to this post
Simo Sakari Aaltonen
midbrain



'Tis dread old Eliot
That much I can tell
Yet whose the chariot
Must heed to the knell?


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Total Posts: 359 | Joined Sep. 2008 | Posted on: 2:05 pm on Dec. 31, 2008 | Link to this post
Krss
admin



Andrea, was your ancient prophecy by any chance found in the Blind Monk's cookbook?

Total Posts: 2307 | Joined Aug. 2006 | Posted on: 3:41 pm on Dec. 31, 2008 | Link to this post
AndreaDraco83
midbrain



The title of the volume is erased from the long time spent in the dusty shelf. But if you have a suggestion, we all will be more than glad to hear it, Krss! :wink:

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Total Posts: 263 | Joined July 2008 | Posted on: 4:17 pm on Dec. 31, 2008 | Link to this post
Thaumaturge
Recurring Arch-Villain



No, no, not the prophecy!  It shall never come to pass, never, NEVER!

You will never find the scarred Axle-tree in time with the sapphires!

*sends a large contingent of constructs and a large dragon to guard a particular, badly-scarred tree, and sets up a puzzle-and-unnecessarily-complex-deathtrap-filled dungeon around the sapphires, just in case*

Originally posted by Simo Sakari Aaltonen
Hahaa! Your plans will come to naught, for all I am and have ever been is this hand, the rest of me mere illusion!


Actually, that sounds pretty handy...:tongue:

Originally posted by Simo Sakari Aaltonen
Besides, do not the hallowed forum rules clearly state that "Thou shalt prefer those of lesser post count over those of greater"?

*imaginary eyes turn to Thaumaturge's post count*


Perhaps, but I don't intend to sacrifice myself - I want to enjoy the "fireworks"...:tongue:

Originally posted by ladidada
I believe Thaumaturge one weakness is his over-confidence. Time and time again, every villain pretty much ever has been taken down because of this one factor! We just need a plan.


Bah!  It's not overconfidence if you really are that good - um, evil.:tongue:

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The time has arriven*, here at least - sacrificial victims, stand forth!  Unless someone wishes to challenge my power, of course...  *grins and looks evilly confident* ;P

*Yes, I know that that word is probably not in anyone's dictionary. ;P

(Edited by Thaumaturge at 11:11 pm on Dec. 31, 2008)

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Bearic
Fear the banana! That or get me icecream. =]



Hellos, everybody. =]

*eats some keylime pie*

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"Rectitude carried to excess harden into stiffness; benevolence indulged beyond measure sinks into weakness."

Total Posts: 523 | Joined Sep. 2006 | Posted on: 11:32 pm on Dec. 31, 2008 | Link to this post
Krss
admin



Okay, let's see the sacrifices.

Total Posts: 2307 | Joined Aug. 2006 | Posted on: 10:35 am on Jan. 1, 2009 | Link to this post
AndreaDraco83
midbrain



*shuts the door open with a loud bang. His long robes are covered with mud and what appear to be stains of blood. Strides toward the center of the room*

I searched it all night. Thaumaturge couldn't foresee that here, in my country, yesterday night was going to snow. Covered with glowing crystals, the long, tapered and rod-shaped Axle-tree sparkled under the moon, leading me to his secret location. With my bare hands, I dug the black earth, frozen and harsh and I found the Three Sapphires the Blind Monk raved about in his ancient scrolls. I'm too tired to fulfill the prophecy, but you should know what to to do...

*Before collapsing to the ground, hands a sapphire to Ladidada, a sapphire to Krss and a sapphire to Simo*



(Edited by AndreaDraco83 at 10:58 am on Jan. 1, 2009)

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